Okay, So it's official. I hate my college. Okay no wait, Back that up.. I don't per se "HATE" my college. I hate my vice principal. -_- He's the most stuck up V.P you'll ever see. Let me start by saying we've had our fair exchange of words. I mean c'mon dude. Ab banda gaali bhi nae de skta... :/
My day started out normal, Woke up at around 7 dropped off my lil sis ataround 7:40 and came to college at EXACTLY 7:59. One minute before I was going to be late. Assembly abhi shuru ho rae thi yaar! I was going to stand in line, Then the V.P saw me and Put me in a diff line. The Late-Comer's line. Or how I like to call it the "AwesomeLine". I didn't care, I actually liked being in that line, meeting all my friends and all. I go there everyday even if he doesn't stop me. I don't what kind of screw was loose in his head today, but I quietly went there and started meeting everybody. After meeting everybody, the assembly was over and We all were waiting for him to tell us to go to calss after writing all our names down. Like he does everyday. BUT Noooooooo... Today was special, It was his little special day or something. Instead of telling us to go to class, he decides to punish us a little. Because we never come on time. Sounds reasonable right? He puts us all in a Horizontal Line and tells us to take a pen and paper out of our bags. Still reasonable. He tells us to write an application saying sorry for being late. STILLFUCKINRESONABLE. But then... just then he tells us to write these exact words "I'm sorry that I was late today, It won't happen again,if it does you have (Name here's) Permission to Expel Me from the college. Like seriously?! For fuck's sake. The worst part? We had 3 minutes to write and give it to him, Or go back home and consider ourselves expelled anyway. So either way, I was expelled so were 30 other students. Literally 30. We started writing, I wrote none of that shit. But I kept writing other stuff, like If im ever later than 9, without notice, you're allowed to send me home. He didnt accept. Then I found out that nobody from my class was going to write it. So I stood next to my classmates and Stopped writing. TIME IS UP, I heard him scream. All of us just standing there staring at him blankly. Only 10 people gave applications and went back to their classes. He told the rest of us to go back home, and consider ourselves expelled. We decided, If he doesn't allow us back in around 45 minutes we'll leave for Royal lounge and hit the Shisha there. So we waited. Outside.In the Cold. Half frozen. He came down around 30 minutes later, asking if anyone had written their Applications. Nope. Nobody even said a word. I then screamed out As high as I could. "DUDE, THIS IS BULLSHIT." He heard me. Ofcourse he heard me, He hadn;t heard the rest of the stuff everyone else screamed out before. But he heard ME. Me of all people. He called me to the Front and said that I was expelled. He said come up and recieve your Expulsion letter. No way was I going up there. I said "Nichay aa k de ja, I ain't coming up". He didn't reply. But from all the "oooohhhhs and ahhhhs" I knew he was pissed. Heck, I was pissed. I mean just for coming late, I'm expelled?! Hell no. So he quietly went upstairs. Aroudn another 15 minutes passed by and we were about to leave when I see him looking out from his office window on the third floor. As we're picking up our bags to leave,I hear "Everyone, Get to your classes" I couldn't believe it. Impossibru. This was like christmas on fricken April Fool's day. I was happy. Very happy. But then I remembered. There were Classes. =________= Damn. We still had like 6 classes left. And no good ones either. Meh. Better than nothing. We went upstairs without making any noise. But killed it when he came in our class for even a second. The entire class taunted him with animal noises. Lol.I on the other hand was actually studying. Having nothing to do after college, I jumped straight out and Came home. Home sweet home right? WRONG. Mom thinks I hid my result or something because she couldn't find it. Why would I want to hide it. I'm doing well, I'm above the class average. Which is 75% . Anyways after hearing my mom rant on the same topic for an hour or so... I'm back here. Blogger. The one place I can tell everything. :P Anyways, that's just one day. Let's see what happnes tomorrow.
My day started out normal, Woke up at around 7 dropped off my lil sis ataround 7:40 and came to college at EXACTLY 7:59. One minute before I was going to be late. Assembly abhi shuru ho rae thi yaar! I was going to stand in line, Then the V.P saw me and Put me in a diff line. The Late-Comer's line. Or how I like to call it the "AwesomeLine". I didn't care, I actually liked being in that line, meeting all my friends and all. I go there everyday even if he doesn't stop me. I don't what kind of screw was loose in his head today, but I quietly went there and started meeting everybody. After meeting everybody, the assembly was over and We all were waiting for him to tell us to go to calss after writing all our names down. Like he does everyday. BUT Noooooooo... Today was special, It was his little special day or something. Instead of telling us to go to class, he decides to punish us a little. Because we never come on time. Sounds reasonable right? He puts us all in a Horizontal Line and tells us to take a pen and paper out of our bags. Still reasonable. He tells us to write an application saying sorry for being late. STILLFUCKINRESONABLE. But then... just then he tells us to write these exact words "I'm sorry that I was late today, It won't happen again,if it does you have (Name here's) Permission to Expel Me from the college. Like seriously?! For fuck's sake. The worst part? We had 3 minutes to write and give it to him, Or go back home and consider ourselves expelled anyway. So either way, I was expelled so were 30 other students. Literally 30. We started writing, I wrote none of that shit. But I kept writing other stuff, like If im ever later than 9, without notice, you're allowed to send me home. He didnt accept. Then I found out that nobody from my class was going to write it. So I stood next to my classmates and Stopped writing. TIME IS UP, I heard him scream. All of us just standing there staring at him blankly. Only 10 people gave applications and went back to their classes. He told the rest of us to go back home, and consider ourselves expelled. We decided, If he doesn't allow us back in around 45 minutes we'll leave for Royal lounge and hit the Shisha there. So we waited. Outside.In the Cold. Half frozen. He came down around 30 minutes later, asking if anyone had written their Applications. Nope. Nobody even said a word. I then screamed out As high as I could. "DUDE, THIS IS BULLSHIT." He heard me. Ofcourse he heard me, He hadn;t heard the rest of the stuff everyone else screamed out before. But he heard ME. Me of all people. He called me to the Front and said that I was expelled. He said come up and recieve your Expulsion letter. No way was I going up there. I said "Nichay aa k de ja, I ain't coming up". He didn't reply. But from all the "oooohhhhs and ahhhhs" I knew he was pissed. Heck, I was pissed. I mean just for coming late, I'm expelled?! Hell no. So he quietly went upstairs. Aroudn another 15 minutes passed by and we were about to leave when I see him looking out from his office window on the third floor. As we're picking up our bags to leave,I hear "Everyone, Get to your classes" I couldn't believe it. Impossibru. This was like christmas on fricken April Fool's day. I was happy. Very happy. But then I remembered. There were Classes. =________= Damn. We still had like 6 classes left. And no good ones either. Meh. Better than nothing. We went upstairs without making any noise. But killed it when he came in our class for even a second. The entire class taunted him with animal noises. Lol.I on the other hand was actually studying. Having nothing to do after college, I jumped straight out and Came home. Home sweet home right? WRONG. Mom thinks I hid my result or something because she couldn't find it. Why would I want to hide it. I'm doing well, I'm above the class average. Which is 75% . Anyways after hearing my mom rant on the same topic for an hour or so... I'm back here. Blogger. The one place I can tell everything. :P Anyways, that's just one day. Let's see what happnes tomorrow.
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