Tuesday, 15 March 2011

7 Years of Tolerance.. and funny looking MaDnesS!!

I'm fed up with people looking at me like I'm a freak or something. They're not looking at me because I have an allergy that makes me look like I'm crying [No, seriously. I'm taking really powerful and entrancing drugs to lose this "crying at a funeral look" which frankly make me a litle trippy]
or not because I'm afraid of gays (I literally run from them), or because I don't like tea (chai) yes I don't like tea *deal with it*. Nope. It's just because I was born and raised in America and that I came here about 7 years ago and why I'm still here..
I hate this cruel world -_-
They started 3 years ago, the raised eyebrows and the frightened looks( like I was a spy sent here or something). Every new person I meet and I go through the same conversation:
Hi my name's[random paki name]
Pleased to meet you I'm Mashoud.
Where are you from?
America- Land of the free and Brave
Achaa.. So how long have you been here?
7 Years..
[Audible Gasp, double take, followed by a look filled with awe and pity in equal measures]
So what do you think about Pakistan?
And that are just the starting questions.. They don't stop talking about their damn Country!! 

Similarly bizarre is the oft-repeated notion that everyone in Pk is *lowering tone, almost whispering* "Running from Something". This place really gives me the creeps I've been living here for about 7 and a Half years now but I still haven't gotten used to this place.. And of course the ominous Voices and footsteps behind me when I'm walking alone to the local bakery at night*shudders* I'll be leaving soon in about a year or two and before I leave I just hope that te people here would stop looking at me funny..

Ok now for something off topic.. Have you ever noticed that the song STRONGER by kanye west aha lyrics from the famous Daft PunK song Harder,Better,Faster,Stronger..
Che k both of these songs out the choruses are almost about the same!

Monday, 14 March 2011

Papers and other Sh*T..

Have you ever noticed that by hiding one letter of a curse word, [or "Gaali" in Urdu] You dont cover the ENTIRE word! I mean for God sakes if you consider censorship that much then don't use em in the first place..
You know what? Just because of that Imma change the name of this post! Nah, then you guys won't know what I'm talking about. :/

Anyhoo. Back to the main topic -Papers.... and other shit :P
My board exams are going on and my papers were going fine until that Fricken PHYSICS paper came along..
I mean nothing important was In the paper...  I mean seriously, What is Electric intensity???!
Imma kill the Board walay.. I thought Physics was about the up and down motion of things.. like a see-saw :D
I literally bit my pinky finger off!

Is that what you frickin' board walay wanted?! huh?! I guess that's exactly what you guys wanted for little guys like us to literally bite their fingers off!
Well on the bright side I got a new pen :D Check it out! it's a Dollar SP-10 pretty cheap and common in the PK.. 

I also got a pretty and cheap new keyring! :) It's RED!!!

Ok back to the topic.. I was really frustrated after the paper, I fricken hated myself after i gave that exam!
When i came back i fell asleep and woke up about two hours later.. Otay..Otay something went good.
But just as my day was about to get better.. Things took a turn for the WorsT.
Once i got up I was forced to clean my room and believe me my room is and was messy! :(
It still is..{I dont clean my room b/w papers} The last happy memory that has been bestowed to me in the last twenty four horrific hours was the heavenly great food my mom cooked :D yummity yum yum! =9
Here's My roOm..

O.o
Yesh.. Yesh i knw.. "WTF?!" Right? But guess what? this was after 2 hours of cleaning! D:< Now even i have the right to say WTF!! This was my face after I found out that I still had about 4 more hours of cleaning left:

Gosh..
Even after all of these disasters there is some good news... Pakistan Won the match against Zimbabwe!
Yayz for PK! :D *Happi-Dansh*\(^^,)> And thats how my day ended and It's 1:14AM in the morning and I'm spending my  night on blogspot.. Well GTG cya guys in the comment section :)
That's the one thing that actually makes me a little happy

Thursday, 10 March 2011

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