Today, I was working on an essay. While taking a break I went on here and my dad walked in on me. He saw that I quickly clicked something, so he made me check my history. He saw that I googled a girls name. I'm grounded.
I had my door while taking a shower because i dont like people playing with my stuff in my room when im not there.. When i opened it after 15 minutes Mom started screaming and hell broke loose..
While driving my mom starts to read all the duas and prayers that she knows.. mom My Driving isnt THAT BAD -__-'
Ok i have watched porn.. i mean who hasnt?, but i dont anymore.. i just dont feel the need.. But my mom thinks otherwise. If i have my door locked for even a minute just to change my pants or my shirt Mom suspects me of watching porn. and i go down to hear this from her: "Abhi k Abhi chaabi la k do apnay kamray ki!!" Me: WTF?!?
I have been having the same keema for 3 days.. it started to smell.. i told mom. Bad idea.
Me: mom i think the keema's rotten or sumthing.. i mean.. it Smells.. like feet
Mom: No beta aisa na kaho.. idhar lao mai smell krti hun..
Me: ok mom, here ya go..
Mom: Kahan say smell arahi hai?!? Bdtamiz Allah ki rizak ko ZAYA nai karte! Jao roti le k khao! Mai ab tumharay liye naya saalan bnaon kya?!?!
Me: ...-_-
Dad screamed my name 3 times and when i finally replied he never answered :|
Yesterday in class a new girl came from the uk her name was maggi i immediately thouhgt about maggi noodeles then during lunch we were talking about major ram sharma from the movie mai hoo na the japanese girl next to me shouted "RAMEN!!??" Lmao
Mom sees the sale ads or china sale mela ads outside and starts to scream in Glee :/
Whenever i spend over 10 rupees extra on anything i immediately star feeling guilty
Dad tries to add me on Facebook i immidately denied his request and blocked him.. He tried again But with 3 different accounts :|
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Now whenever i click something quickly.. be it on the internet or not.. I will have my history and cache and the cookies checked plus an all round search on my computer for the words sex porn and girl :O
my friend told me that the word FUCKH in urdu meant something else.. So i challenged the teacher and i asked her another word for that word and she said : "Leh.. of course it's FUCK!" The ENTIRE class started to crack up laughing :D
Mom wakes me up everyday for school like this: "Beta!! WAKEUP ITS 7 30 ALREADY YOU'LL MISS THE BUS!" I Quickly run to the bathroom wear my clothes without ironing and wear my shoes without tying them.. then i check the time its 6:30 -_- Now i keep my iPhone next to me to check the time in the mornings.. i told my mom that.. but she still does the same thing..
I got a 98 on my test today Mom: Baaqi 2 Marks Kidhar GAYE!?!?!?" Me: >:O WTF?!
I opened the fridge to find some coke or something.. all i found was a million yogurt containers. None of them contained yogurt.. Just curry :\
When we came looking for a house my dad found a house tht he liked and looked at the female estate adviser and he wanted to say" can i stay in touch?" instead he said " You mind if i touch you?" The adviser turned red and i bursted out in tears of laughter.. my dad still doesnt know what he said wrong xD
Whenever i talk back to my dad i get the exact same reply "Crack!" *Chappal smack*
i have never downloaded a song from itunes or any payment for mp3 store for that matter
Today i got a fB request from a fat indie girl saying :"Will you pleezz do0o0 frannnnshippz with me?" xD
Whenever a substitute teach comes and starts the attendance roll calling she stops with a gigantic pause and confused look.. i sigh and raise my hand "Here.."
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