Fuuny things about my home.. That you guys should know :D

Today, I was working on an essay. While taking a break I went on here and my dad walked in on me. He saw that I quickly clicked something, so he made me check my history. He saw that I googled a girls name. I'm grounded.  

I had my door while taking a shower because i dont like people playing with my stuff in my room when im not there.. When i opened it after 15 minutes Mom started screaming and hell broke loose..

While driving my mom starts to read all the duas and prayers that she knows.. mom My Driving isnt THAT BAD -__-'

Ok i have watched porn.. i mean who hasnt?, but i dont anymore.. i just dont feel the need.. But my mom thinks otherwise. If i have my door locked for even a minute just to change my pants or my shirt Mom suspects me of watching porn. and i go down to hear this from her: "Abhi k Abhi chaabi la k do apnay kamray ki!!" Me: WTF?!?

I have been having the same keema for 3 days.. it started to smell.. i told mom. Bad idea.

Me: mom i think the keema's rotten or sumthing.. i mean.. it Smells.. like feet

Mom: No beta aisa na kaho.. idhar lao mai smell krti hun..

Me: ok mom, here ya go..

Mom: Kahan say smell arahi hai?!? Bdtamiz Allah ki rizak ko ZAYA nai karte! Jao roti le k khao! Mai ab tumharay liye naya saalan bnaon kya?!?!

Me: ...-_-

Dad screamed my name 3 times and when i finally replied he never answered :|

Yesterday in class a new girl came from the uk her name was maggi i immediately thouhgt about maggi noodeles then during lunch we were talking about major ram sharma from the movie mai hoo na the japanese girl next to me shouted "RAMEN!!??" Lmao

Mom sees the sale ads or china sale mela ads outside and starts to scream in Glee :/

Whenever i spend over 10 rupees extra on anything i immediately star feeling guilty

Dad tries to add me on Facebook i immidately denied his request and blocked him.. He tried again But with 3 different accounts :|

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Now whenever i click something quickly.. be it on the internet or not.. I will have my history and cache and the cookies checked plus an all round search on my computer for the words sex porn and girl :O

my friend told me that the word FUCKH in urdu meant something else.. So i challenged the teacher and i asked her another word for that word and she said : "Leh.. of course it's FUCK!" The ENTIRE class started to crack up laughing :D

Mom wakes me up everyday for school like this: "Beta!! WAKEUP ITS 7 30 ALREADY YOU'LL MISS THE BUS!" I Quickly run to the bathroom wear my clothes without ironing and wear my shoes without tying them.. then i check the time its 6:30 -_- Now i keep my iPhone next to me to check the time in the mornings.. i told my mom that.. but she still does the same thing..

I got a 98 on my test today Mom: Baaqi 2 Marks Kidhar GAYE!?!?!?" Me: >:O WTF?!

I opened the fridge to find some coke or something.. all i found was a million yogurt containers. None of them contained yogurt.. Just curry :\

When we came looking for a house my dad found a house tht he liked and looked at the female estate adviser and he wanted to say" can i stay in touch?" instead he said " You mind if i touch you?" The adviser turned red and i bursted out in tears of laughter.. my dad still doesnt know what he said wrong xD

Whenever i talk back to my dad i get the exact same reply "Crack!" *Chappal smack*

i have never downloaded a song from itunes or any payment for mp3 store for that matter

Today i got a fB request from a fat indie girl saying :"Will you pleezz do0o0 frannnnshippz with me?" xD

Whenever a substitute teach comes and starts the attendance roll calling she stops with a gigantic pause and confused look.. i sigh and raise my hand "Here.."

Categories: desi parents, Desipan, FACEBOOK, Lmao, Mom, my life, WTF

Im REALLY Sorry.. But happy Aswell ^^

Ok i'm really sorry guys about not writing for so long but.. I have an excuse! It was the.. erm... eh..
ok God damn it! I dont have an excuse it's just that my dad hasn't been giving me the net lately for anything! And I cant blog from my iPhone.. It sucks..
On the Plus+ Side: I got a New Kitteh!!! :D
His name's Pidku and he is the most laziest siamese kittehh you have ever seen!

Yesh he is Ad0rable! and you cant deny it!:D

Anywhoos i also got edited a new pic for myself and it was awesome i'm getting better and better at this editing stuff.. lol jk. I'm learning.. But here just to please you guys.. Here it Is!

How is it?? Leave your interesting and other stuff in the comment section below.. LOl.. jk. RWJ reference

One of the greatest moments of my life is when i get a huge high score on a game..

And guess what? I just got 2,599,990 on the song "Story of my Life" On the Game Guitar Rock Tour 2 on my iPhone.. It's an amazing game! :D so right now im the top high scorer for the game!My name is at the top of the list on high scorers on the international list!

now all I need is a bomb so i can.. erm.. *Clears throat* Nothing. Nothing at all..

heyy have you guys seen my other cat?? *going off topic*

I lub him aswell his name is.. ehm.. was spotty then we found out he was a guy so now his name is spotta or sparta :D whatever comes out of our mouths! lol we just call them barra and chotta.. xD

God! I'm so bad at blogging.. i dont know what the hell i should write about!!! >:/
whatever.. who cares rite? im just expressin whatevers in my mind :) I got a new Djuice sim aswell lubin' it too awesome packages but ufone still rocks my telecommunications world right now.. UF0NE You Guys Rock c\m/
Son of a HAMSTER!*Get Smart*-randomness-

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7 Years of Tolerance.. and funny looking MaDnesS!!

I'm fed up with people looking at me like I'm a freak or something. They're not looking at me because I have an allergy that makes me look like I'm crying [No, seriously. I'm taking really powerful and entrancing drugs to lose this "crying at a funeral look" which frankly make me a litle trippy]
or not because I'm afraid of gays (I literally run from them), or because I don't like tea (chai) yes I don't like tea *deal with it*. Nope. It's just because I was born and raised in America and that I came here about 7 years ago and why I'm still here..
I hate this cruel world -_-
They started 3 years ago, the raised eyebrows and the frightened looks( like I was a spy sent here or something). Every new person I meet and I go through the same conversation:
Hi my name's[random paki name]
Pleased to meet you I'm Mashoud.
Where are you from?
America- Land of the free and Brave
Achaa.. So how long have you been here?
7 Years..
[Audible Gasp, double take, followed by a look filled with awe and pity in equal measures]
So what do you think about Pakistan?
And that are just the starting questions.. They don't stop talking about their damn Country!! 

Similarly bizarre is the oft-repeated notion that everyone in Pk is *lowering tone, almost whispering* "Running from Something". This place really gives me the creeps I've been living here for about 7 and a Half years now but I still haven't gotten used to this place.. And of course the ominous Voices and footsteps behind me when I'm walking alone to the local bakery at night*shudders* I'll be leaving soon in about a year or two and before I leave I just hope that te people here would stop looking at me funny..

Ok now for something off topic.. Have you ever noticed that the song STRONGER by kanye west aha lyrics from the famous Daft PunK song Harder,Better,Faster,Stronger..
Che k both of these songs out the choruses are almost about the same!

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Papers and other Sh*T..

Have you ever noticed that by hiding one letter of a curse word, [or "Gaali" in Urdu] You dont cover the ENTIRE word! I mean for God sakes if you consider censorship that much then don't use em in the first place..
You know what? Just because of that Imma change the name of this post! Nah, then you guys won't know what I'm talking about. :/

Anyhoo. Back to the main topic -Papers.... and other shit :P
My board exams are going on and my papers were going fine until that Fricken PHYSICS paper came along..
I mean nothing important was In the paper...  I mean seriously, What is Electric intensity???!
Imma kill the Board walay.. I thought Physics was about the up and down motion of things.. like a see-saw :D
I literally bit my pinky finger off!

Is that what you frickin' board walay wanted?! huh?! I guess that's exactly what you guys wanted for little guys like us to literally bite their fingers off!

Well on the bright side I got a new pen :D Check it out! it's a Dollar SP-10 pretty cheap and common in the PK.. 

I also got a pretty and cheap new keyring! :) It's RED!!!

Ok back to the topic.. I was really frustrated after the paper, I fricken hated myself after i gave that exam!
When i came back i fell asleep and woke up about two hours later.. Otay..Otay something went good.
But just as my day was about to get better.. Things took a turn for the WorsT.
Once i got up I was forced to clean my room and believe me my room is and was messy! :(
It still is..{I dont clean my room b/w papers} The last happy memory that has been bestowed to me in the last twenty four horrific hours was the heavenly great food my mom cooked :D yummity yum yum! =9
Here's My roOm..

O.o
Yesh.. Yesh i knw.. "WTF?!" Right? But guess what? this was after 2 hours of cleaning! D:< Now even i have the right to say WTF!! This was my face after I found out that I still had about 4 more hours of cleaning left:

Gosh..
Even after all of these disasters there is some good news... Pakistan Won the match against Zimbabwe!
Yayz for PK! :D *Happi-Dansh*\(^^,)> And thats how my day ended and It's 1:14AM in the morning and I'm spending my  night on blogspot.. Well GTG cya guys in the comment section :)
That's the one thing that actually makes me a little happy

Categories: Dirty Room, exams, Funky Keychain, Mashoud, new pen, papers

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Raymond Davis-:"Who dare point a finger at an American" -WTF?-

A US consulate employee shot and killed two gunmen in self-defence

Seriously? Umm.. did anyone see the facts?? This guy shot two people through their backs not their chests..
How could have that been in self-defense??
Dr.Aafia Sidiqque supposedly picked up a gun in front of an American officer.. She got an 86 year sentence in jail.. after torture..
Raymond Davis Claims he has Diplomatic immunity.Why didn’t his car have a dipliomatic number-plate?
Why didn't they claim this fact before he fired the shots? Where are the Case Files? Why should Aafia be sentenced for life and Raymond let go without any charges?
Somebody Reply With the Answers- Whether He/She Be American or Not
 

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What I Needed..and What I Got.

Well.. Started pretty good, the day that is..
Ended drastically.
Enough said.
No. Not enough
So here goes.. First post in My Blog.
About to go to tuition when I got a Message from an uNkn0Wn number
"Mashoud? You there..? I need your help... well rather.. I need a Sim card.."
Well it is what it is and what it is, is "A friend in need, is a friend indeed". Anyways I just got a Ufone sim activated the other day and I wasn't going to use it for anything anyways [except for GPRS maybe?] so I gave that..
Yeah I'm charitable..towards friends :)
Need some time for Studying and other stuff...
Don't have it..

Meh.. Not interested at the moment. lol

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