• Mashhoud Writes

    Welcome to my blog, My Name is Mashhoud A. Sheikh. American Born Desi. Lol I Love photography, And I love editing photos. I think it's my calling, lol. It's been over two years since I've even checked this blog, well I'm back, I'm not dead. And I'm back with a whole new perspective.[...]

  • I'M BACK

    I have never in my blogging life known what to write, but ever since I've gotten older and started photography I've started to look at the world from a new Perspective. Btw the Picture above was taken by me and If you're wondering what itis, It's GCU Lahore.[...]

  • Bokeh, My Dear. Bokeh.

    Bokeh is one of my favourite type of photos, the one on the left is one I took myself. Hit me up If you think my Photography is good and you want me to upload more. :) Criticism always welcomed.[...]

Monday, 11 February 2013

FSc Pre Eng. WTF?

Okay, So it's official. I hate my college. Okay no wait, Back that up.. I don't per se "HATE" my college. I hate my vice principal. -_- He's the most stuck up V.P you'll ever see. Let me start by saying we've had our fair exchange of words. I mean c'mon dude. Ab banda gaali bhi nae de skta... :/
My day started out normal, Woke up at around 7 dropped off my lil sis ataround 7:40 and came to college at EXACTLY 7:59. One minute before I was going to be late. Assembly abhi shuru ho rae thi yaar! I was going to stand in line, Then the V.P saw me and Put me in a diff line. The Late-Comer's line. Or how I like to call it the "AwesomeLine". I didn't care, I actually liked being in that line, meeting all my friends and all. I go there everyday even if he doesn't stop me. I don't what kind of screw was loose in his head today, but I quietly went there and started meeting everybody. After meeting everybody, the assembly was over and We all were waiting for him to tell us to go to calss after writing all our names down. Like he does everyday. BUT Noooooooo... Today was special, It was his little special day or something. Instead of telling us to go to class, he decides to punish us a little. Because we never come on time. Sounds reasonable right? He puts us all in a Horizontal Line and tells us to take a pen and paper out of our bags. Still reasonable. He tells us to write an application saying sorry for being late. STILLFUCKINRESONABLE. But then... just then he tells us to write these exact words "I'm sorry that I was late today, It won't happen again,if it does you have (Name here's) Permission to Expel Me from the college. Like seriously?! For fuck's sake. The worst part? We had 3 minutes to write and give it to him, Or go back home and consider ourselves expelled anyway. So either way, I was expelled so were 30 other students. Literally 30. We started writing, I wrote none of that shit. But I kept writing other stuff, like If im ever later than 9, without notice, you're allowed to send me home. He didnt accept. Then I found out that nobody from my class was going to write it. So I stood next to my classmates and Stopped writing. TIME IS UP, I heard him scream. All of us just standing there staring at him blankly. Only 10 people gave applications and went back to their classes. He told the rest of us to go back home, and consider ourselves expelled. We decided, If he doesn't allow us back in around 45 minutes we'll leave for Royal lounge and hit the Shisha there. So we waited. Outside.In the Cold. Half frozen. He came down around 30 minutes later, asking if anyone had written their Applications. Nope. Nobody even said a word. I then screamed out As high as I could. "DUDE, THIS IS BULLSHIT." He heard me. Ofcourse he heard me, He hadn;t heard the rest of the stuff everyone else screamed out before. But he heard ME. Me of all people. He called me to the Front and said that I was expelled. He said come up and recieve your Expulsion letter. No way was I going up there. I said "Nichay aa k de ja, I ain't coming up". He didn't reply. But from all the "oooohhhhs and ahhhhs" I knew he was pissed. Heck, I was pissed. I mean just for coming late, I'm expelled?! Hell no. So he quietly went upstairs. Aroudn another 15 minutes passed by and we were about to leave when I see him looking out from his office window on the third floor. As we're picking up our bags to leave,I hear "Everyone, Get to your classes" I couldn't believe it. Impossibru. This was like christmas on fricken April Fool's day. I was happy. Very happy. But then I remembered. There were Classes. =________= Damn. We still had like 6 classes left. And no good ones either. Meh. Better than nothing. We went upstairs without making any noise. But killed it when he came in our class for even a second. The entire class taunted him with animal noises. Lol.I on the other hand was actually studying. Having nothing to do after college, I jumped straight out and Came home. Home sweet home right? WRONG. Mom thinks I hid my result or something because she couldn't find it. Why would I want to hide it. I'm doing well, I'm above the class average. Which is 75% . Anyways after hearing my mom rant on the same topic for an hour or so... I'm back here. Blogger. The one place I can tell everything. :P Anyways, that's just one day. Let's see what happnes tomorrow.

Saturday, 9 February 2013

Photography. Fresh new look on Life.

 I don't think I'll ever be able to look at something at one angle anymore. I used to look at things from a perspective that they have nothing else to offer. Ever since I've taken up photography, It has blown my mind. It's the concept of having a photo, Which lasts longer than the people or Items inside of it. I for one love this concept. It's simple. Plus Even before photography I've alwahys had a knack for editing pictures,or photo manipulation. Glad I started that before, It helps alot in my photography. Here are some of my recent photos: Hope you like em

"Aliens don't scare me. I scare me"
                                                                      "Light-Headed"
"Broken, YET working"
                                                  
"But the Grass ain't always green on the other side
                              It's green where you water it."
                                            


I think I'll end this post now, Just sharing some of my photography, no laughs right now. Lol Maybe night time. Stay Tuned for more photography laughs and Editing, Plus how I survive in Pakistan. :D

Friday, 15 April 2011

Fuuny things about my home.. That you guys should know :D

Today, I was working on an essay. While taking a break I went on here and my dad walked in on me. He saw that I quickly clicked something, so he made me check my history. He saw that I googled a girls name. I'm grounded.  

I had my door while taking a shower because i dont like people playing with my stuff in my room when im not there.. When i opened it after 15 minutes Mom started screaming and hell broke loose..


While driving my mom starts to read all the duas and prayers that she knows.. mom My Driving isnt THAT BAD -__-'


Ok i have watched porn.. i mean who hasnt?, but i dont anymore.. i just dont feel the need.. But my mom thinks otherwise. If i have my door locked for even a minute just to change my pants or my shirt Mom suspects me of watching porn. and i go down to hear this from her: "Abhi k Abhi chaabi la k do apnay kamray ki!!" Me: WTF?!?


I have been having the same keema for 3 days.. it started to smell.. i told mom. Bad idea.
Me: mom i think the keema's rotten or sumthing.. i mean.. it Smells.. like feet
Mom: No beta aisa na kaho.. idhar lao mai smell krti hun..
Me: ok mom, here ya go..
Mom: Kahan say smell arahi hai?!? Bdtamiz Allah ki rizak ko ZAYA nai karte! Jao roti le k khao! Mai ab tumharay liye naya saalan bnaon kya?!?!
Me: ...-_-

Dad screamed my name 3 times and when i finally replied he never answered :|

Yesterday in class a new girl came from the uk her name was maggi i immediately thouhgt about maggi noodeles then during lunch we were talking about major ram sharma from the movie mai hoo na the japanese girl next to me shouted "RAMEN!!??" Lmao

Mom sees the sale ads or china sale mela ads outside and starts to scream in Glee :/

Whenever i spend over 10 rupees extra on anything i immediately star feeling guilty



Dad tries to add me on Facebook i immidately denied his request and blocked him.. He tried again But with 3 different accounts :|

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Now whenever i click something quickly.. be it on the internet or not.. I will have my history and cache and the cookies checked plus an all round search on my computer for the words sex porn and girl :O




my friend told me that the word FUCKH in urdu meant something else.. So i challenged the teacher and i asked her another word for that word and she said : "Leh.. of course it's FUCK!" The ENTIRE class started to crack up laughing :D


Mom wakes me up everyday for school like this: "Beta!! WAKEUP ITS 7 30 ALREADY YOU'LL MISS THE BUS!" I Quickly run to the bathroom wear my clothes without ironing and wear my shoes without tying them.. then i check the time its 6:30 -_- Now i keep my iPhone next to me to check the time in the mornings.. i told my mom that.. but she still does the same thing..


I got a 98 on my test today Mom: Baaqi 2 Marks Kidhar GAYE!?!?!?" Me: >:O WTF?!


I opened the fridge to find some coke or something.. all i found was a million yogurt containers. None of them contained yogurt.. Just curry :\


When we came looking for a house my dad found a house tht he liked and looked at the female estate adviser and he wanted to say" can i stay in touch?" instead he said " You mind if i touch you?" The adviser turned red and i bursted out in tears of laughter.. my dad still doesnt know what he said wrong xD



Whenever i talk back to my dad i get the exact same reply "Crack!" *Chappal smack*


i have never downloaded a song from itunes or any payment for mp3 store for that matter


Today i got a fB request from a fat indie girl saying :"Will you pleezz do0o0 frannnnshippz with me?" xD


Whenever a substitute teach comes and starts the attendance roll calling she stops with a gigantic pause and confused look.. i sigh and raise my hand "Here.."




Wednesday, 6 April 2011

Im REALLY Sorry.. But happy Aswell ^^

Ok i'm really sorry guys about not writing for so long but.. I have an excuse! It was the.. erm... eh..
ok God damn it! I dont have an excuse it's just that my dad hasn't been giving me the net lately for anything! And I cant blog from my iPhone.. It sucks..
On the Plus+ Side: I got a New Kitteh!!! :D
His name's Pidku and he is the most laziest siamese kittehh you have ever seen!
Yesh he is Ad0rable! and you cant deny it!:D
Anywhoos i also got edited a new pic for myself and it was awesome i'm getting better and better at this editing stuff.. lol jk. I'm learning.. But here just to please you guys.. Here it Is!

How is it?? Leave your interesting and other stuff in the comment section below.. LOl.. jk. RWJ reference


One of the greatest moments of my life is when i get a huge high score on a game..
And guess what? I just got 2,599,990 on the song "Story of my Life" On the Game Guitar Rock Tour 2 on my iPhone.. It's an amazing game! :D so right now im the top high scorer for the game!My name is at the top of the list on high scorers on the international list!
now all I need is a bomb so i can.. erm.. *Clears throat* Nothing. Nothing at all..
heyy have you guys seen my other cat?? *going off topic*

I lub him aswell his name is.. ehm.. was spotty then we found out he was a guy so now his name is spotta or sparta :D whatever comes out of our mouths! lol we just call them barra and chotta.. xD

God! I'm so bad at blogging.. i dont know what the hell i should write about!!! >:/
whatever.. who cares rite? im just expressin whatevers in my mind :) I got a new Djuice sim aswell lubin' it too awesome packages but ufone still rocks my telecommunications world right now.. UF0NE You Guys Rock c\m/
Son of a HAMSTER!*Get Smart*-randomness-

Tuesday, 15 March 2011

7 Years of Tolerance.. and funny looking MaDnesS!!

I'm fed up with people looking at me like I'm a freak or something. They're not looking at me because I have an allergy that makes me look like I'm crying [No, seriously. I'm taking really powerful and entrancing drugs to lose this "crying at a funeral look" which frankly make me a litle trippy]
or not because I'm afraid of gays (I literally run from them), or because I don't like tea (chai) yes I don't like tea *deal with it*. Nope. It's just because I was born and raised in America and that I came here about 7 years ago and why I'm still here..
I hate this cruel world -_-
They started 3 years ago, the raised eyebrows and the frightened looks( like I was a spy sent here or something). Every new person I meet and I go through the same conversation:
Hi my name's[random paki name]
Pleased to meet you I'm Mashoud.
Where are you from?
America- Land of the free and Brave
Achaa.. So how long have you been here?
7 Years..
[Audible Gasp, double take, followed by a look filled with awe and pity in equal measures]
So what do you think about Pakistan?
And that are just the starting questions.. They don't stop talking about their damn Country!! 

Similarly bizarre is the oft-repeated notion that everyone in Pk is *lowering tone, almost whispering* "Running from Something". This place really gives me the creeps I've been living here for about 7 and a Half years now but I still haven't gotten used to this place.. And of course the ominous Voices and footsteps behind me when I'm walking alone to the local bakery at night*shudders* I'll be leaving soon in about a year or two and before I leave I just hope that te people here would stop looking at me funny..

Ok now for something off topic.. Have you ever noticed that the song STRONGER by kanye west aha lyrics from the famous Daft PunK song Harder,Better,Faster,Stronger..
Che k both of these songs out the choruses are almost about the same!